
Stiff by Mary Roach

Stiff by Mary Roach
On the night of her 30th birthday, Rachel allows herself to sleep with the man she has desired all throughout law school. And it was great. Dexter Thatcher is great, the sex was great, and she feels great. That is until she wakes the following morning with a slight hangover and her absolute best friend’s fiancé in her bed. That’s right, folks. Dex is none other than Darcy’s long time boyfriend and recent fiancé. In fact, Rachel was the one who introduced the two. Bitch, right?
Quickly Dex comes up with a cover for both of them and they part ways, each feeling guilty. But only slightly. Thereafter, the story unfolds like you’d expect it to. Rachel and Dex sneak around to see each other and manage to hide it from all, save a select few non-judgmental and almost encouraging friends. All the while, though, Rachel – who prides herself on being on the straight and narrow her whole life- questions her actions, her friendship with Darcy, modern feminist arguments of being complete without a man, whether what she is doing is all that wrong, and if Dex really is “the One” or if she is fooling herself or he’s fooling her. Bitch, right?
Well, wrong. At least the way Emily Giffin tells it.
The Sound of a Wild Snail Eating
by Elisabeth Tova Bailey
Most of us are too busy to spend a year watching a snail go about its business. We might equate such activities with watching the grass grow or paint dry. How fascinating could the daily exploits of a gastropod possibly be, after all?
Elisabeth Tova Bailey, however, found herself with little else to do. Bedridden due to a mysterious autonomic ailment, Bailey found herself unable to even sit up or turn over without a major effort. A friend visited her one day, bringing a pot of field violets from the nearby woods – and, as a bonus, a woodland snail.
With literally nothing else to do or watch, Bailey began to notice the habits of her new companion. From its eating and sleeping habits to its methods of locomotion, her observations began to open a window into her tiny companion’s world.